ego death caught on camera!!! (transcript)

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(  \ /  )
 \_ | _/  you're still up.
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 \_|_/    it's ok to be scared! i'm a just little girl.
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 \  /     you can't do that here.
 (/\)
    
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 \ /      it'll be just like gagging on a man's dick.
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\ /
 |        so you don't need to throw up.
/ \

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 |        you should ask travis what to do. 
 | 

\ /
 |        the man picking me up from the airport.
/ \
    
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 \ /      i want a ride from the airport.
 / \      wouldn't you be scared if you didn't have a ride from the airport?
    
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 \  /     ok, i told travis i'm nauseous;
 (/\)     he told me i should have a smoothie.
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    isn't this nice?   
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(  \ /  )
 \_ | _/  ask the nice man over there where your gate is.
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    you are a child.
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 \  /     i like how he smiled at me.
 (/\)
    
(\ /)
 \ /      isn't it great to be a little girl?
 / \      men will always make you feel better.

\ /
 |        why?
/ \

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 |        it's not like he's going to have sex with me.
 | 

\ /
 |        i guess, but you have control over that, right?
/ \
    
(\ /)
 \ /      is he a predator?
 / \      
    
(\  /)
 \  /     but you’re not, and he’s seen you, not me.
 (/\)     
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    oh my god, it’s from him. 
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 (turbulence worsens)
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 \_ | _/  that wasn't cute.
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  (vomits again)
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    ugh.
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 \  /     you don't even have a spirit.
 (/\)
    (heaves over bag)
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 \ /      none of it got in my mask.
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\ /
 |        yeah, no thanks to you, indulgent dipshit.
/ \

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 |        yeah, but it was nice though.
 | 

\ /
 |        i don’t know.
/ \
    
(\ /)
 \ /      i don’t know!
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(\  /)
 \  /     you’re not getting picked up by the bus.
 (/\)     it’s filled with other people’s germs. and i’ll look stupid.
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    he likes your body. isn’t that nice?   
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(  \ /  )
 \_ | _/  what are you implying?
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    that’s not true, he’s picking me up from the airport.
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(\  /)
 \  /     stop saying that!
 (/\)
    
(\ /)
 \ /      i was.
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\ /
 |        it doesn’t matter now, what am i supposed to do now?
/ \       he’s already on his way and you’ve thrown up.

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 |        i can’t cancel now, that would be rude.
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\ /
 |        you don’t need to do anything.
/ \
    
(\ /)
 \ /      he’s safe. just stay quiet, ok?
 / \      if you cause a scene you might get hit or hurt.  
    
(\  /)
 \  /     text him that you’re about to land.
 (/\)     tell him what i’m wearing; everyone here looks like me.   
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    yeah, well, he’s probably a little racist. 
 (/ \)    plus he’s only seen you online.
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(  \ /  )
 \_ | _/  idk i can’t look, i’m on my phone.
 (_/ \_)
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    give him a hug.
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(\  /)
 \  /     get in his car. 
 (/\)     “hi, how was your day?”

\ /
 |        “i’m still a little nauseous.”
/ \       he'll get you something to eat.

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 |        he’s telling you he wants you to eat. 
 | 

\ /       “you think technology that lets you move
 |        objects with your mind is going to be as revolutionary
/ \       as the internet?”
  
(\  /)
 \  /     yeah kinda lol
 (/\)     
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    oh fuck   
 (/ \)    “how so?”
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(  \ /  )
 \_ | _/  “i think i want to lie in bed.”
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    “let me know when you get home safe.”
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(\  /)
 \  /     that’s not going to work.
 (/\)

\ /
 |        just go to sleep, ok? i’ll figure it out.
/ \

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 |        i’ll be too pretty to throw up. 
 |        he texted me. 

\ /
 |        i know.
/ \
  
(\  /)
 \  /     objects don’t have feelings.
 (/\)     
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    fine! just go to sleep.   
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(  \ /  )
 \_ | _/  i’m going to call her and tell her what 
 (_/ \_)  happened and ask her what to do.
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( \ / )
 \_|_/    she says to block him.
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(\  /)
 \  /     no, you haven’t. i blocked him. i feel better.
 (/\)
    
(\ /)
 \ /      she’s showing me her crochet projects. they’re cute.
 / \    

\ /
 |        be nice!
/ \

 |        ok. 
 |        “thank you for talking with me. 
 |        i think i need to sleep now. goodnight.”

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walking through an airport terrified        | 
because other people's germs could infect my body.       | 

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i need to throw up.        | 
/ \
    
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ok, well, i’m in the bathroom now leaning      \ / 
over a toilet and nothing is happening.     / \ 
    
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what? i’m leaving.     \  / 
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no, i do.    \_|_/ 
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who the fuck is travis?  \_ | _/ 
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what? why?    \_|_/ 
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i guess.     \  / 
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a smoothie sounds great.      \ / 
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i don’t feel better.        | 
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i’ll look like a child.        | 
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i am a child.        | 
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i like that i know where i am.      \ / 
/ \ 
    
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men make me feel horrible.     \  / 
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because you do shit like let them pick you up     \_|_/ 
from the airport and act like you’re prey.    (/ \) 
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yeah, but he wants to.  \_ | _/ 
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this turbulence is awful.    \_|_/ 
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you’re a child.     \  / 
 (/\) 
    
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i didn’t agree for him to pick me up from the airport.     \ / 
 look, a text.     / \ 

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fuck        | 
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 (vomits)
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i look like an animal.        | 
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this feels spiritual.        | 
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 (vomits again)   
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if you had a body you'd know how i feel.      \ / 
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thank god, as if the snot and tears weren't enough.     \  / 
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you were the one who wanted me to!   ( \ / )
i’m not the one who started fantasizing    \_|_/ 
about that girl and crying about it!    (/ \) 
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yeah whatever, why do i still feel like shit?  \_ | _/ 
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stop lying, asshole.    \_|_/ 
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you’re not getting picked up by that guy.     \  / 
 (/\) 
    
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ugh.      \ / 
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he likes your body. i hate mine.        | 
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that he just wants to have sex with you.        | 
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he’s picking you up from the airport.        | 
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you were going to have sex with him.      \ / 
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i stopped you.     \  / 
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can’t you call an uber?     \_|_/ 
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i don’t know what i can do in his car.  \_ | _/ 
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how are you going to stay safe?    \_|_/ 
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ok.     \  / 
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that’s sweet, i like looking like everyone.      \ / 
/ \ 

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is that him?        | 
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oh my god it’s him. can’t you order an uber?        | 
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i did, now what?        | 
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i feel like shit.      \ / 
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i can’t eat in front of him.     \  / 
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that’s nice.    \_|_/ 
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haha, that’s funny.  \_ | _/ 
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he thinks you’re making fun of him.    \_|_/ 
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( \ / )
i want to lie down. the bed is right there.     \ | / 
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don’t invite him.     \  / 
 (/\) 
 
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jesus that was horrible. i think i need to throw up again.      \ / 
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\ /
what is?        | 
/ \

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with what? i can’t throw up in my sleep.        | 
isn’t that how people die?        | 

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he’s making you feel bad for not having sex with him.        | 
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this sucks. you make me an object.      \ / 
/ \ 
    
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i have feelings!     \  / 
 (/\) 
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look, a pretty girl texted you.     \_|_/ 
something to distract yourself with.    (/ \) 
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god, girls make me nervous.  \_ | _/ 
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what, like i’ve been saying?    \_|_/ 
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me too.     \  / 
 (/\) 
    
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so cute they’re making me nauseous again.     \ / 
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you’re good at that, you do it. i’m sleeping.       | 
/ \

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goodnight.       | 
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